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Status Messages

November 25, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

Many posts have been around on this. So I thought of putting it with a difference – a compilation of my own GTalk status messages. But I couldn’t remember most of them, so I guess I will have to go with the routine. Here is a collection of status messages at this very moment on my GTalk list:

  • A frustrated guy on end-sems: “Itni shiddat se maine mugne ki koshish ki hai… ki har zarre ne mere saath jagne ki koshish ki hai… exam abhi baki hai mere dost!”
  • A story writer on some story: “And then the hero held up his index, middle and the ring finger at the villain so as to form one big finger and said, “Read between the lines you bastard”
  • A fed-up guy preaching his philosophy: “If the question “What’s up?” is asked, 9 out of 10 people will most surely say “Nothing much”!! There will always be one person who doesn’t reply.”
  • Another philosopher, putting fundaes on life: “It is so simple to be happy, but so difficult to be simple.”
  • A chiller after A slot exam: “phussssss~~~~~”
  • A senti mugger: “Last mug for course always feels good, first sem or ninth!”
  • A fellow wing-mate on a love-stricken guy: “Phool khilte hain, bahaaron ka samaan hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to pyaar jawaan hota hai, Dil ki baatein hothon se nahi kehte, Ye fasana to password se bayaan hota hai!”
  • A lonely guy after he was turned down by his crush: “If the world’s a stage, the script sucks.”
  • An idler pretending to be busy: “Do not disturb, else you will be in blocked list.”
  1. November 25, 2007 at 12:19 am

    you depicted my idea quite ingeniously, but you still stole it 😛

  2. Aarthi
    November 25, 2007 at 8:58 am

    nice one…good research done too…lol..:)

  3. November 25, 2007 at 11:39 am

    it wasn’t about th crush… you moron

  4. November 25, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Nice 🙂
    I wrote a similar one long back (in may !) check http://nimitj.blogspot.com/2007/05/status-message.html

    Cheers !!!

  5. November 25, 2007 at 11:54 pm


    So, what’s up?? 😛

  6. May
    November 26, 2007 at 4:19 pm

    Gooooood observation…observat…obser…ob..

  7. Lays
    November 27, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    He he he!

    Add these too “One day this will all end”

    ” No status msg frm now onwards just coz people take it too seriously…”

    Ahem, Nimit, you there? 😀

    Achcha post hai dost 😉

  8. November 27, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    Phool khilte baharon ka sama hota hai aise mausam hi ishq jawaan hota hai dil ki baat zuban se nahi kehte yeh fasana to password se bayaan hota

    what abt this one

  9. November 28, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    lol! Nimit, defend yourself!

    i mentioned this one. check in the post!

  10. Surabhi
    December 7, 2007 at 11:43 pm

    lolzz… grt status mesgs….

  11. January 17, 2008 at 11:25 am

    http://statusmessages.wordpress.com/ a post combined with an idea that spawned a whole new blog 😀 Oh and btw, thanks for Lays for recommending adding my status to the list 😀

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