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Get some Love, Get some Life!

November 1, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

“Love is the slowest form of suicide…”

Nimit had this queer line as his Google Talk status message. When I asked for an explanation, he said he thought it to be so. I was still wondering if there was any more depth to the line than I managed to comprehend, when he suddenly asked me about my opinion. I said I was indifferent (Me? Love?? 😮 ) .

Then came the shocking revelation! He wished me a long life. I thought it was because I was indifferent, as I had said. But no! Even if one falls in love, he will live long because “Love is the SLOWEST form of suicide!” Can you beat that??!

So if you think you are very smart staying aloof and untouched by Love, go get some. It will definitely not kill you. If you have run out of ideas, here is a help:

LOVE 101 (101 ways to say I Love You)

English – I love you
Afrikaans – Ek het jou lief
Albanian – Te dua
Arabic – Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic – Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian – Yes kez sirumen
Bambara – M’bi fe
Bangla – Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian – Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya – Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian – Obicham te
Cambodian – Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese – Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan – T’estimo
Cheyenne – Ne mohotatse
Chichewa – Ndimakukonda
Corsican – Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol – Mi aime jou
Croatian – Volim te
Czech – Miluji te
Danish – Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch – Ik hou van jou
Esperanto – Mi amas vin
Estonian – Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian – Afgreki’
Faroese – Eg elski teg
Farsi – Doset daram
Filipino – Mahal kita
Finnish – Mina rakastan sinua
French – Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Gaelic – Ta gra agam ort
Georgian – Mikvarhar
German – Ich liebe dich
Greek – S’agapo
Gujarati – Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon – Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian – Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew – Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew – Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon – Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi – Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong – Kuv hlub koj
Hopi – Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian – Szeretlek
Icelandic – Eg elska tig
Ilonggo – Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian – Saya cinta padamu
Inuit – Negligevapse
Irish – Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian – Ti amo
Japanese – Aishiteru
Kannada – Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan – Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili – Nakupenda
Konkani – Tu magel moga cho
Korean – Sarang Heyo
Latin – Te amo
Latvian – Es tevi miilu
Lebanese – Bahibak
Lithuanian – Tave myliu
Malay – Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam – Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese – Wo ai ni
Marathi – Me tula prem karto
Mohawk – Kanbhik
Moroccan – Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl – Ni mits neki
Navaho – Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian – Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan – Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan – Inaru Taka
Papiamento – Mi ta stimabo
Persian – Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin – Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish – Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese – Eu te amo
Romanian – Te ubesk
Russian – Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic – Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian – Volim te
Setswana – Ke a go rata
Sign Language – ,\,,/ (represents position of
fingers when signing’I Love > >>>> You’)
Sindhi – Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux – Techihhila
Slovak – Lu`bim ta
Slovenian – Ljubim te
Spanish – Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili – Ninapenda wewe
Swedish – Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German – Ich lieb Di
Tagalog – Mahal kita
Taiwanese – Wa ga ei li
Tahitian – Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil – Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu – Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai – Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai – Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish – Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian – Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu – mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese – Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese – Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh – ‘Rwy’n dy garu
Yiddish – Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba – Mo ni fe

All the best! 😉

  1. November 1, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Wish you a long life 🙂

  2. November 1, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    @Nimit
    I reciprocate your wishes! 🙂

  3. bachcha
    November 1, 2007 at 3:45 pm

    bihari ” woh humra nit lage la ”
    sale atleast you shoul have mentioned the bihari nad jharkahndi version.

  4. November 1, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    How can someone link lifespan to something intangible like love.. No point in it.. may be he had a break up or something.. But the 101 lines given is a great info.. kya pata kabhi kaam a jaye

  5. November 1, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    101 ways are Gr8 thing to start of with, but can you come up with a post explaining the ways to escape in case she don’t like it, and have a beeg brother, searching for you to put the shit out of you 😛

  6. November 1, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    In Mandarin Chinese, ‘I love you’ aise bolte hain ki lagta hai, bandi ko date pe bulaaya tha, ki jab aaye to kuch bolein, lekin, kambakth bandi aayi hi nahi. 😛

  7. November 1, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Aur serbian me aisa lagta hai maano koi totlaa volume badhaane ke liye keh raha ho 😛

  8. November 2, 2007 at 11:23 am

    @bachcha
    there was a pupose. read below to find out.

    @amrit
    whoa! i didn’t expect anyone to read them!! ok i knew you are jobless in 5th year in IITM, but this much?
    also, you missed something. read below to find out.

    @all
    there is a flaw in the above list. let’s see if anyone can detect it!

  9. November 2, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Urdu – mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
    WRONG !

  10. November 3, 2007 at 1:35 am

    @Nimit
    no you are wrong, i dare say! there is a very nice and deliberate flaw… Anyone??

  11. May
    November 4, 2007 at 11:58 am

    hey, that’s a nice compilation!!

  12. Neelabh
    November 12, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    @Aniket.

    I am more jobless than Amrit.

    There are 106 instead of 101 ways.

    @Myself

    Is my company paying me for this??

  13. Neelabh
    November 12, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    @ Aniket

    Or is it 105??

  14. November 12, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    @Neelabh
    bingo!

  15. February 11, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    in balinese, iloveu is ‘tiang tresna ngajak adi’

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